Ethan was trying to hit on me and he mentioned moans and pants’ and I THOUGHT OF THAT TUMBLR POST WITH THE PANTS IN THE AIR AND DIED LAUGHIN

he hung up on me

unfriendlyblackandhot:

when i was a kid I thought the dark in ‘tall dark and handsome’ meant dark skin and I was always confused when people would use the phrase to describe whitey mcwhiterson 

hey u r a cutie
Anonymous

hey!! thank you! UwU

this screen gives me so much anxiety

this screen gives me so much anxiety

rufusmcdoofus:

do not play off by mortis ghost, uninstall it, then re-install and go back to it a year later it will destroy you

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

hynori:

When you find good merchandise of your favorite series

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and then you look at the price

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roomiesoreo:

NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE IS DOIN IT RIGHT

roomiesoreo:

NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE IS DOIN IT RIGHT

shanxiety:

I used Adobe Illustrator for this project and it was honestly a little scary, but this project came out good and it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be!!

shanxiety:

I used Adobe Illustrator for this project and it was honestly a little scary, but this project came out good and it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be!!

jesuotaku:

rivirambles:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

Wendy’s is doing the same thing.
Will wonders never cease.

Reblogging this because it keeps showing up on my dash and I keep not-quite raining on the parade, but it seems like everyone thinks this means something different than it does, so I guess I’ll rain on it a little bit.I’m afraid this motion has nothing to do with conquering the gender binary or whatever Tumblr is really happy about to be reblogging it so heavily. It’s not about making little children feel like they can get whichever toy they prefer. It’d be nice if it was, but I’d be shocked if that was the case.No, the girl toy here is a My Little Pony. Which means that the *real* reason for this notice is that a bunch of bronies, as there are bajillions of photos and videos of them doing, are coming into fast food restaurants and buying several happy meals. They threw pissy fits when asked if they wanted the “boy or girl” toy, insisting that My Little Pony isn’t for girls or whatever, again, only saying this because of overwhelming evidence that bronies do this shit. Management eventually has enough of it, asks employees to just ask if people want Skylanders or My Little Pony so they won’t have any more disgusted bronies getting mad that their precious fandom is targeted at crappy dumb little girls.
So the short version is: this little paper unfortunately means the exact opposite of what you think it means, socially speaking. It was put up because grown-ass men get all pissy when it’s suggested that they like a thing for girls.
Proof: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04/editorial-how-to-buy-mcdonalds-ponies.html <— this was posted on the net’s biggest brony hive on April 10, 2014. So yeah, this is sadly not about anything else but how awful bronies are, sorry.

jesuotaku:

rivirambles:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

Wendy’s is doing the same thing.

Will wonders never cease.

Reblogging this because it keeps showing up on my dash and I keep not-quite raining on the parade, but it seems like everyone thinks this means something different than it does, so I guess I’ll rain on it a little bit.

I’m afraid this motion has nothing to do with conquering the gender binary or whatever Tumblr is really happy about to be reblogging it so heavily. It’s not about making little children feel like they can get whichever toy they prefer. It’d be nice if it was, but I’d be shocked if that was the case.

No, the girl toy here is a My Little Pony. Which means that the *real* reason for this notice is that a bunch of bronies, as there are bajillions of photos and videos of them doing, are coming into fast food restaurants and buying several happy meals. They threw pissy fits when asked if they wanted the “boy or girl” toy, insisting that My Little Pony isn’t for girls or whatever, again, only saying this because of overwhelming evidence that bronies do this shit. Management eventually has enough of it, asks employees to just ask if people want Skylanders or My Little Pony so they won’t have any more disgusted bronies getting mad that their precious fandom is targeted at crappy dumb little girls.

So the short version is: this little paper unfortunately means the exact opposite of what you think it means, socially speaking. It was put up because grown-ass men get all pissy when it’s suggested that they like a thing for girls.

Proof: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04/editorial-how-to-buy-mcdonalds-ponies.html <— this was posted on the net’s biggest brony hive on April 10, 2014. So yeah, this is sadly not about anything else but how awful bronies are, sorry.

paradox space looks like a desperate attempt to keep homestuck alive, sorry

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich &amp; i’m a little bit of a bitch

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9

liquatic:

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate:8.9