pretzels is the same
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.
Just fuckin’ land on his penis.
this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode
don’t ever fucking post people’s phone numbers to tell your followers to harass them regardless of what they did
bullying doesn’t equal bullying and you’re stooping to their level
I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials
why is this shit getting notes again nooo
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing